SSASR’s Achievements are “Pun”derful!

Sonic Stadium reported on the (almost) full list of Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing achievement, dishing out trickles of information about the game and a tsunami of great Sega retro puns!  Based on our current poll results, I better not see too many “I don’t get it” responses.

True Blue: Earn your BLUE SEGA License.

Amber De Amigo: Earn your AMBER SEGA License.

Red Out: Earn your RED SEGA License.

Virtual Bronze: Earn your BRONZE SEGA License.

Captain Silver: Earn your SILVER SEGA License.

Golden Acts: Earn your GOLD SEGA License.

Now There Are No Limits!: Win your first Grand Prix Cup.

Welcome to the Next Level!: Win every race within a Grand Prix Cup.

To be this good takes AGES! Win every Grand Prix Cup.

Fighters Megamix: Take out an opponent with each character’s All-Star Move.

Time Stalker: Set a Personal Best Time on any Time Trial course.

Clock Work: Set a Personal Best Time on every Time Trial course.

Shadow Dancing: Defeat a Staff Ghost on any Time Trial course.

Ghost Master: Defeat a Staff Ghost on every Time Trial course.

Mega Driver: Score AAA on any mission.

Crazy Box: Pass every mission.

Magical Sound Shower: Race to every piece of music.

Top of the Class: Score AAA on every mission.

Dreamarena: Play a friend over Xbox LIVE.

Racing Hero: Win any race over Xbox LIVE.

Outrunner: Lap a trailing player in a race over Xbox LIVE.

Death Adder: Take out opponents with items one hundred times over Xbox LIVE.

Lucky Dime: Purchase any item from the shopping menu.

High Roller: Purchase every item from the shopping menu.

Classic Collection: Win a race as each racer.

SEGA World: Complete a race on each course in Grand Prix, Single Race or Time Trial mode.

Power Drift: Perform a fifteen second Drift.

Turbo: Perform twenty Turbo-Boosts within a single lap of any event.

Triple Trouble: Perform three Tricks in one jump and make the landing.

Gaining Ground: Get a Turbo-Boost Start in any event.

Wheels of Fire: Perform a Turbo-Boost Start across 3 consecutive events.

Rolling Start: Complete Sonic’s Test Drive.

Road Rampage: Take out three opponents with one All-Star Move.

After Burner: Take out three opponents with one triple-weapon.

Up ‘N’ Down: Take out a racer by manually directing an item.

Streets of Rage: Ram an opponent off the course without using a Weapon or Power-Up.

Wonder Boy: Win a race by crossing the finish line in reverse.

Altered Beast: Win a race while using an All-Star Move.

Last Survivor: Finish the first lap in last position and go on to win the race.

Super Hang-On: Win the race holding first place on each lap.

Project Rub: Complete any Race event without collisions.

Enduro Racer: Play one hundred events including any race, mission or time trial in any mode.

Ultimate Collection: Earn every achievement in the game.